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Picture of Dan Earthquake

Dan Earthquake doesn’t exist, he’s a figment of his own imagination, but that imagination is very, very big.


Andreas Volt, who can play most other instruments as well as sing. Volt is the band’s studio engineer, often heard whistling his favourite tune “The Laughing Policeman” in his cave when not applying his technical wizardary in the engine room of the Blobby Submarine.

Andreas Volt runs the Radio Earthquake mainland studios in the Old Post Office in Wednesbury, West Midlands and can be contacted on 07851 767970. See www.radioearthquake.com


Lead Guitarist Richter Scale is from the twenty fifth century: he came back because he was sick of Buck Rogers saying how good things were in the past. A purist for the electric guitar, Richter says that the music of the future is exclusively produced on waveform generators. Meeting Invisible Frank in a university library, he travelled back to the Blobby Submarine and joined us following research into bands of the past – Seismic Secret being listed as the biggest selling band of the twenty- first century. By day, Richter is a member of the paparazzi, feared by celebrities worldwide. What he can do with a long lens is nobody’s business.


Picture of Harry Kane

Lead Guitarist Harry Kane used to be in a punk band, but for some reason has stopped dying his hair and resituated the safety pins that were through his nose elsewhere.


Arthur Shock


Sturme Serge


Tex Tonik


Jake Enup


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