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of Seismic Secret

Dan Earthquake doesn’t exist, he’s a figment of his own imagination, but that imagination is very, very big.


Lead Guitarist Richter Scale is from the twenty fifth century: he came back because he was sick of Buck Rogers saying how good things were in the past. A purist for the electric guitar, Richter says that the music of the future is exclusively produced on waveform generators. Meeting Invisible Frank in a university library, he travelled back to the Blobby Submarine and joined us following research into bands of the past – Seismic Secret being listed as the biggest selling band of the twenty- first century. By day, Richter is a member of the paparazzi, feared by celebrities worldwide. What he can do with a long lens is nobody’s business.
“The truth of SeismicSecret is it is a band that practices good old fashioned feuding. Some don’t speak to each other. Some have never met each other. Like penguins at the South Pole there is a lot of jostling, though rather than trying to huddle around the centre most are trying to escape. Occasionally one of the members gets a big net and rounds up as many of the others as possible, forcing them to play a live gig of something unrehearsed. This then leads to further disputes that are never forgotten. In the studio it is different. Harmony and creative ideas flow at the touch of the recording button and it is the vision of Dan Earthquake and Richter Scale that SeismicSecret is the Complete Soundtrack band, able to produce an original track for any known genre or media.”

Left to Right - Trev Moore, Tek Tonix, Rthr Shock, Harry Kane, Hastings Shayle, Dan Earthquake, Geezer Blobak, Andreas Volt, Sturme Serge, Dr Freeze, Su Narme, Dizzy Quilibrium & Olinda Ozone

Left to Right
Top row – Rthur Shock; Hastings Shayle; Andreas Volt; Richter Scale
2nd Row – Harry Kane; Soul Sisters: Dizzy Quilibrium; Olinda Ozone; Su Narme; Sturme Serge; Gig; Dan Earthquake
3rd Row – Rehearsal; Dan Earthquake; Des Haster; Jake Enup; Recording;
4th Row – Mack Fforre; Trev Moore; Dr Freeze; Harvey Lanche; Arti Pradhan; Tek Tonix.
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